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Rumble in the kitchen
The Hook
If you can't stand the heat, avoid the acid spitting cyclops
Prelude
Wanting to finish the Tsurbo, the players camp out to heal up and renew their spells before tackling the leader of the clan of the single path
Summary
After sleeping overnight the group headed into the House's kitchen.
Randy tore open a tumor to unleash his monkey who spotted the Tsuro's leader eye balling the stair revealing it had heard the party's discussion at the bottom of the steps
they rushed the kitchen to find it had unleashed a darkness spell and was circleing around to jump them as they stood in a group, instead 3 of the group bunched up in front of it and took it acid spew.
Then the party tried to take it down, but even with a spear to the eye from lt. alek, it was able to turn ian into a chew toy before it was brought down,
from there the group wandered into the glottonous maw, a resturant build on platforms inside the molded shark's mouth when they disabled a ballista, got attacked by trantubats, giant spided and a crazed professora beverly ashan
Ashan had been part of a expeadition 10 years ago on teh argos, a merhcant named blakely had been one of the traders who bought up the pirate jarkins loot after his raid and one of his brew had traded some sea people aftifacts and after being bribed revealed how to get to the isle, there had been 8 other survivors of the wreak, but when she heard one, golgoth and the others begin to talk about how to they planned to share her she ran off and had been hole up in the maw ever since.
Quotes
GM: You penetrate but not as much as you'd have expected.
Tim: He still claims it was 8 inches.
GM: He spits acid in your face.
Tim : Full in the face, just the way he likes it.
GM: If you can't hit the beast, stay out of the kitchen.
Steve: Oh captain, my captain!
Clarence: Is he handling it well?
GM: He has his own web site.
GM: So you're throwing down the rope, tying off the rope, casting mage hand, and using it to tie onto Gareth in one round
Steve: He's good at multitasking.
GM: 24. Clarence?
Steve : (noticing that Clarence' player has dozed off) He's dreaming about pulling on the rope.
Mick: Well he's dreaming about yanking something anyway.
Mick : The tumor monkey is teabagging you.
Jimmy: If I give them some food, will it make them believe me?
GM: You might steal a few of Garath's wives.
Jimmy: Fuck that!
Mick: rambles in Mick style.
Jimmy: Maybe you need a diplomacy check.
The Spoils
Takalis: Scroll of burning gaze
Clarence: origami pig - unfolds to scroll of find traps, clay jar owl's wisdom
Garath: potion red heart cure moderate wounds, bulb potion - hide from animals
Alic: sealed wooden tube enlarge person
Ian: Mithril butcher knife, potion protection from chaos
Gnoll: masterwork heavy mace with sun and copper ball inside
Tsuro-
4 pp, 8 gp, 12 sp
Ashan-
spinning wheel
silk rope, 200 feet.
27 pp, 121 gp, 32 sp, 24 cp
Amethyst (90 gp)
Crown with a Black Pearl (450 gp)
redish brown stone Carnelian (45 gp)
dark gold die with Citrine one pip (50 gp)
bright blue disk Lapis Lazuli (11 gp)
Milky Quartz pawn (60 gp)
golden egg Pyrite (11 gp)
rock Quartz rook (11 gp)
Smoky Quartz king with platnium bands (50 gp) Tigereye set in a handle without blade (7 gp)
Jug of Vinegar (2 gp, 80 lb)
• Bag of Dried Mushrooms (1 gp, 1 lb)
• Ballista (500 gp) +4 3d6 19x2 120”
• 7 x Bolt of Linen water stained (2 gp, 10 lb)
• Bow Saw (5 gp, 5 lb)
• Cabinet (30 gp)
• Desk (30 gp)
• Explorer's Outfit, womans (10 gp, 8 lb)
• Fishing Net (4 gp, 5 lb)
• 3 x Hammer (5 sp, 2 lb)
• 36 x Iron Bar (1 sp, 5 lb)
• wood backgammon case (1 sp)
• Sewing Needle (5 sp)
• 2 x Small Cask of Pickled Fish (2 gp, 5 lb)
• Small Cask of smoked Sausages (1 gp, 5 lb)
• 23 x Small Glass Rod (1 sp)
• Tongs (3 gp, 2 lb)
• Vial of Ink (8 gp)
Experience Points
| Character | Previous | Bonus | Base | New Total |
Part 1
| Character | Previous | Bonus | Base | New Total | |
| Alek | 2649.0 | 40.0 | 1033.0 | 3722 | Need 1278 for level 3 |
| epic shot with spear +20 checking for additional monsters +20 | |||||
| Garath | 2604.0 | 40.0 | 1033.0 | 3677 | Need 1323 for level 3 |
| always with the freaky chicks +20 takeing responcibilty for brides +20 | |||||
| Glorandal Grevalur | 2599.0 | 40.0 | 1033.0 | 3672 | Need 1328 for level 3 |
| tumor monkey +10 piranabats +10 named weapons, full list requested +20 | |||||
| Ian (Ee-an) Lightfoot | 2769.0 | 40.0 | 1033.0 | 3842 | Need 1158 for level 3 |
| manical leaping +20 fishing for arania +20 | |||||
| Takalis | 2544.0 | 40.0 | 1033.0 | 3617 | Need 1383 for level 3 |
| who has the magic weapon +20 Man catcher +20 | |||||
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