Check out these lyrics from our debut album!
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Crazy greek chick named Pandora
Got a box instead of flora
The man said "Hey, don’t touch that lid"
but we all know what that bitch did!
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The box of hope seems to elude us
women loved to just denude us
the hope they’ve kept inside their box
and they tease with the keys to those locks
Unleashed evil unto the world
which man embraced once it unfurled
Only Hope was left inside
in the box it did reside
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Now we’re left with just one query
Cuz of women we must be leary
Chicks loved the box and chose to keep it,
And as they sowed then shall we reap it.
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We look for babes for lusty purpose
letting our small heads usurp us
To chase the box we all are fated
but often men are quite frustrated.
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Blazer Death Pool
Bought a car from an old friend
but he did me in the end
started up a god damn pool
told our pals I was a fool.
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My truck sucks, so does my friend,
I’ve got a letter bomb to send.
We’ll see how he likes his cash
once the bomb gives him a gash
The truck was bad and we both knew it;
I needed it so I said screw it
I didn’t know and no one said
that the battery was dead.
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I showed up to take possession,
but he gave me no confession.
He jump started it without a word,
he treated me just like a turd
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Had a friend but now I lost him,
cheating me is going to cost him.
Not sure why he chose to cheat me,
Just know he’s not going to beat me.
Some guys ask why Groo’s so bad
but he still don’t know who is his dad
that feelings got to leave you mad
the thought your mom was just a fad
think about it it’s kind of sad
some guys ask why Groo’s so bad
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Groo’s a bastard yes it’s true
always wants to get his due
things of yours will soon be his
Or on your shoes he just must whiz
and act as though he has no clue
Groo’s a bastard, yes it’s true
Spent some time out on the street
lived on garbage and bad meat
spent the winter without heat
while others sucked his momma’s teat
back then his life was not too sweet
Spent some time out on the street
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Found some folks to help him out
it wasn’t easy there is no doubt
at him you always have to shout
cuz Groo’s a lazy fucking lout
and a brain he’s doin’ without
Fond some folks to help him out
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You suck, he cursed and his teeth were clenched,
But his thirst for vengeance was not quenched
YOU Suck he cried, this time he meant it
I swore that soon he would repent it
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No I said, it’s you that sucks,
you suck my dog, you suck your ducks,
you’d suck yourself if you could reach
you’d suck a whale while on the beach
Shut up suess came his reply,
referring to that rhyming guy.
Green Eggs, I said, you suck like them
You suck, he said, like some man’s phlegm
The battle raged, he sucked like hoover
the battle raged, I sucked the L’ouvre
the fight went on with no end in sight,
we rhymed all through the cold, long night.
The battle ended with us both spent,
I though at last, he would repent
blow me he said with a great big smile,
and extended the battle another mile.
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