Prelude
In the City of Gitu
"Surely Captain even you can see the guiding hand of P'inavious in this..."
"So it is your contention that your God, the guiding hand of our Kingdom, directed you to attack three of my men?"
"Of course. I am but a humble servant of the great power."
"So why exactly did P'inavious tell you to do this?"
"I never question His will, but I believe it was an object lesson"
"A what?!"
"A lesson. You see, your men were inflexible and unyielding, P'inavious teaches us through the power of water that such things must yield or be worn smooth."
"I see."
"So really, all I was doing was imparting wisdom to your men."
"That's enough. For your crime, you are sentenced to..."
Bampf!
"Where the hell did he go?"And the tale shall be told...
The Anals of the Far Stalkers:
II. Please dont eat da artfact.Hear me words, for I Sunder, a walker and reaver on old roads.
I be in kep wit other guys, Trogers shoot big log at us and kep going to fall, then new guy there all of a sudden in barends library. Barend ready to kill new guy but new guy sent by gawds to help us with healling and magic. Me and one of the elf go get log from outside and start repair on catipult.Someone ask why Barend in keeep in first place, it have no water and not in stratigicy place, so Barend show us hidden nitch with book in it. Book part of other book when read affect big scale thingy, I think important to sneak it out so I eat it, book no like being eaten so it fly out of mouth with gold and black light, it hurt. Then many burning ape in library all of sudden, new guy trow up wall of water, very cool I add, and we chop up apes right good when thy try to get though. Stroung elf go out to scout, other elf mak invisibal, Puny elfing get inviibal too.
Elfling mess up ballista and all Trogger attack kep. New guy take one wall and make nother water wall then make it acid, Sunder take one wall and break latters, Dayton take nother and break latters, other take wall with charmans and throw speels, Elfling and big elf sneak around killing charmans and blinding everybody on one side of kep. Sunder see many people coming to help so Sunder go to get horses so Dayton and Bosco can leed kalvry charge, then Sunder see big Kroger fight Barend so Sunder tell Bosco and Dayton to come fight big Troger who try to put bracer on Barend. Big Trogger die and other ride out to led army, but army just drive away troggers from kep, they no atack trogger campment cuss they no like barend that much. We decide to take book and go away.