Prelude
And the tale shall be told...
The Anals of the Far Stalkers:
III. Qust for da Dragin Armour.Hear me words, for I Sunder, a walker and reaver on old roads.
Der we stan on a war torn plan, across da feld covered en corps n blod stans an vast hord or grumblin trogers. On da other side a big army of humans who had stoped an wieghted rather den pres der atvandag. Cretan call us all in the togeter, he say we gotta go fine suits of dragin armour next thing, first we go into troger land to find cave caled hart of dragin, there we fine map that show hiding place of suits. Cents we gonna have to go bye boat, Bosco, his sidekick Dayton, and Merrick go look for boat, meanwhile me Creton, Gwelf, Dasherbal, and Almaron go for map. Human army charge at Troger while all go away with no being seen by da trogers. We go up big hills in Nicetall and see big birds called Rocks, then Gwelf make friend out of big igwana who show us vallie with cave in it.
I call apon me paton ‘Jy’no’vi’s who show me path to cave. We walk to cave and big smelly guys throw rocks at us, not the birds but real geology type rocks. Wisards spell rock (still not birds) so they no hurt and burn smelly guys with thier buring balls, I run up and beat on those still breathing, but when I try n ask last one when they gurd cave, cretan shote him dead, nearlly hiting me. (I wonder what Cretan not whant me to fine out?).
Anywhays, we go cave, Dasher llook for traps and find many, while Almaron use spell to twice check for traps. We find that they be threee tunnels whick my pathfind gift show all led to Hart of Dragin, but it turn out all lead to cave with big stoned dragin sitting on pile o stuff. Cretan said dragin was servent of law before it get stoned so I ask if we turn it back, but it beyon magic of wisards we got. We find lots of stuff and take all magic, Dasher fills his pokkets with treasure and I take some choice pieces that I like, then wwe leave, as we go we heare dragon wake up (like no one see that happen) and start diggin hole in mountain top, we run for entrance and then run back in, Dragin spit pebbles on us that hurt like bitch while Almaron throw up whirling barrier of sharp steal, then rocks show up again ( the birds ) and fight dragin. All die cept one bird that we kill cuss it choatic and then eat cuss it cooked.
We fond map show place of armour in wasteland halfway cross wourld, so we start walking back to met others and board a ship.