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Songs of Heroes
Canary in a cold mine.- First to get murdered when the game session is less than perfect
You get done in if the GM sees the slightest defect
You live you life like a canary in a coalmine
Your dice are rolling even walking in a straight line
You say you don't get why things never go your way
The GM makes you save for the dawning of a new day
You live you life like a canary in a coalmine
Your dice are rolling even walking in a straight line
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
Now if I tell you that he's not just out to get you
The other players have it in for your character too.
You live you life like a canary in a coalmine
Your dice are rolling even walking in a straight line
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
First to get murdered when the game session is less than perfect
You get done in if The Plan contains the slightest defect
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line
The Day Olowniuk Died- (Miss American Pie)
A few minutes ago
I can still remember how Olowniuk used to make us mad
And I knew if he had a chance
That he'd still be causing Toglard rants
And maybe one day will miss that cad.
But his left left me aquiver
With every insult he'd deliver
Bad ass though he thought himself
Really just a pansy elf.
I can't remember if I cried
Pretty sure that most just sighed
when they heard that he had died
victom of his foolish pride
The day Oluwniuk died.
So
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, always talking tough guy
Got some tissue, tears might issue
but nobody did cry.
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this won't be the way that I die
This won't be the way that I die - Cutter the Warrior
- (Frosty the snowman)
Cutter the Warror,
was a gay bladesman they say,
with his lust for men those Amazon chicks
over him could hold no sway.
Cutter had bravos,
whom he thought were on his team
but when things cooled down, he wore a frown,
cuz there butts he could not ream.
There must have been some true stuff
in all those things we've heard
cuz if it's they're not true he's never said
and that seems quite absurd! - Toglard
- Oh Toglard is not very pleasant,
truthfully he's really mean,
and given his lovely demeanor
most pray that he's not heard nor seen.
Toglard,
Toglard,
Why must you be a big jerk, big jerk?
Toglard,
Toglard,
Oh, Your death will be a great perk.
Oh Toglard makes orcs seem polite
for his manner is most like a goat,
when he sets his damn tongue a wagging,
I'd love to grab him by the throat.
Toglard,
Toglard,
Why must you be a big jerk, big jerk?
Toglard,
Toglard,
Oh, Your death will be a great perk. - Ulrich
- Ulrich Von Lichten..err Klipstein
My Hero too!
There can be no doubt
He's made the baron's rout!
Ulrich Von Lichten..err Klipstein
Ulrich Von Lichten..damn Klipstein
Our savior's come
Let's all raise a cheer
for mighty Ulrich's near.
Ulrich Von Lichten..damn Klipstein
Ulrich Von Lichten..f*ck! Klipstein
what's in a name?
his name do not harrass
cuz he can kick your ass
Ulrich Von Lichten..f*ck! Klipstein - Tales of the Sea
- (Secret Agent Man)
There's an elf who leads a life of danger
To every one he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
The odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
He's a sailing elf
He's a sailing elf
He'll call you a land lubber then an even worse name.
Oh he might not be the best at sneaking,
casting spells of light and speaking
But he's deep inside your campsite with just one thing on his mind,
if you're that Baron Farkwhan, then you're really in a bind,
He's a sailing elf
He's a sailing elf
He's committed another murder and added to his fame. - Crown of Bistal
- (On top of ol' smoky)
Oh the crown of Bistal, now lies in dispute.
The barons are busy, in their wild pursuit.
They called in their favors, signed up with those chicks.
But they didn't count on Cutter, and his bag of tricks.
He's killed Baron Griffin, cut down in his prime.
He's also killed Farkwan, for which I've no rhyme.
For Cutter is mighty, at least mighty pissed.
He's vowed to come back for, the traitors he's missed.
Just pray that he kills you, and that's all he does
For rumors are flying, the Kingdom's abuzz
Some call Cutter hero, "Crown Cutter" they cry,
but a trip to his chambers? Well I'd rather die. - Tubal and his bravos
- (to the tune of “Frodo of the nine fingers”)
When Amazons to Pavul came, none knew what they sought
Tubal proved his mettle as against the chicks he fought.
He did not know it at the time, but his fates was sealed
he’d serve the people and their kings until the world was healed.
Tubal, and his fine bravos, shall put this war to rest
Tubal, and his fine bravos, will serve the peasant’s best.
Tubal is a mighty wit; a general brave and strong
he stands his ground against the kings for he knows when they’re wrong
he’ll free the peasants one by one, no one can face his sword
He’s sworn off women ‘til the end, but won’t rule out some lord…
Tubal, and his fine bravos, shall put this war to rest
Tubal, and his fine bravos, will serve the peasant’s best.
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