The Heroes of Aredel

Your Ship Comes In - May 21st

Prelude

And the tale shall be told...

The Anals of the Far Stalkers:
IV. Long Strage Tripp

Hear me words, for I Sunder, a walker and reaver on old roads.1

So we gater and Journey to seaport with a scrip givning us right to take over a ship and travel by cea to the even kingdums so that we can get real quik to the waistlands and find da Dragin Armour. On the Twip Kretan tells us dhat everyrything we kno bout His story may be wrong, seams dat the gawds has gottan a historian to writ the true his story of da wourld and dat when the forceps of Choas got thier greasy litle paws on it and ripped it all up, they messed up everybodies mamories of what really had happeneds in His story. 2 After three wheeks of travellings with Kretan he finnally tells us that that is the bits of books we are collecting, and when we get all of da pieces togather and read dhem out loead, all of the thinking and speakering creatures of the wourld will hear, regoice and know the true his story of da world. But untill then only a few types like kretan know the true his story of the wourld and by that knowledge only they know thingyies like where to find maps to draging armour and stuff like dhat, but he warn us dhat choas had a few who too know stuff and is telling to the evil smelly bad guys who are as badass as us that he keps tellin us were gonna run into.

Kretan also tell us that we be picked by gawds cuss we are yong and have still flexy minds unlike others that may be more powerfull but not as gullib...err I mean ready to drop everything to take up the tasks of gawds on Kretans say so.

So we be on boat and bad storm starts, we think it be natural so we no worry except Bosco we is verry sick. But storm get worse and worse, I stay on deck cuss insisdes of ship so small, so I first to see cea monster wrap its testicles around ship. The crew starts yelling and Bosco and Dayton run up and start hewing at the testicles, I not think my hammer work too well on rubbery skin so I get out big bone sword and chop off one testicle in one mighty blow, Bosco and Dayton chop up real good too till Bosco get wrapped up by one testicle. 3 Then Puny Elfling 4 throw down on cea monster wit his lightening and lights up cea and monster goes away. The Cea get wurst and I throw treasure I got from dragin hoared into sea as sacrifist to sea gawd, I pray to gawd to stop the unnatural storm And I get attacked by a water elemetral instead, we chop up real quick.

Just as storm get real bad we hit eye of storm and see an island, since ship not make it thew other side of storm we go to island and take ship in cave, most of masts break off during storm so we only have to chop off one to make ship fit, then Puney elfling seal up cave. After storm sailer start reapir on ship, I drag up logs, then Bosco decides we must exspore, we find trail and hear something comeing down trail so we hide. Men with chaulk white skin sneak up on us and one jump Dasher, we decide this mean they not so bad so we not attack they take to village. We figure they have been stuck here in isolation since wourld splite. They tell us island is uninteresting except for tribe of canniballs on other side of island, Bosco all for killing cannibals but Puny elfling say that would disrupt balance, Bosco disagrees and Elfing unable to come up with argument so I recite Filbands theory of population controol in a isolatered enviroment via the use of a predater group keeping numbers down in controll group while controol grouper keep predator both feed and limited. 5

We vist whiteys holey place and I see a curtain in Back, When I go to look at it whiteys start to freek out, seems no one who go down tunnel ever come back, by tunnel markeds with old looking holy symbols of gawds so we go anyways, dasher finds many traps in tunnel 6, but we finnally reach other side, we still on island but when I climb the hill I see big City in middel of isle when thier not be one before. I tell other we travel in time but they not sure, we send puny elfing to scout city as birdy and wait.

  1. Hey look, footnotes.
  2. Gawds have historian write book of history that destroys sence of history when it is destroyed, gawds make big balance scale to symbolise balance of universe and manully tipping scale effects real balance of universe, Mayby Gawds take this as above so below thing too far, the symbol whould not be the thing I think.
  3. Bosco not do good as sea.
  4. I only call him that cuss I can never remember his name, and his is kinda puny, and a elfing.
  5. Half Oger no get lotta date, so I have plenty of nights to read.
  6. Strangely, no bodies near traps of white guys, either they no come this way long time enuff for bones to go to dust or somtink come for bodies.

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